I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
you finished all 5 burgers, started crying tears of joy, and then claimed the tears were actually just 'meat sweats' from your eyes
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
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I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
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Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice and I'm the idiot missing half an eyebrow again.
I just found a voice recording from Tanya's bachelorette party when we found you drunk in downtown being harassed by a crazy dude dressed like a clown and we rescued you. Attached is a voice recording of me interviewing you after we found you. I titled it Carlos Batman.
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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