Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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