8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
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