wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
Whatever, I used my iphone to send an Escalade to pick up a booty call last week. For free. It is futuristic as fuck out here.
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
Randomize
