Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
why did i save someone in my phone as corn dildo?
There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
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since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
New rule: gentleman callers are required to bring me gifts of beer when coming over to court you. Tell the monster jam dudes so they know.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
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How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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