i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
Of course I have a pirate flag
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
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