Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
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he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
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You're like the Mr. T of my A-team, only less gold jewelry and more pitying of fools.
That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me all day.
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
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