I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
Naked. naked and bneed help.
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
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