there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
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Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
This would be a good time to bring up the fact that my spider-man fork is MIA
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
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I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
TSA found the edibles
Fuck
Oh my god he just. Swiped them for explosives and handed them back to me
God bless California
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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