HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
i just found an uncooked ramen noodle in my underwear
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
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it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
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There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
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