Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
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Do I have a choice?
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I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
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