i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
So I told him it takes a lot to get me drunk & he said he was the heavyweight champion in college. We high-fived. Obviously I'm the favorite child.
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
Well, i'm not hugging a bag of cheetos and crying while I watch Friends wishing that we were Ross and Rachel. So clearly I'might doing better than last night.
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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