five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
Fuck Spring. The birds chirping at 4am make me feel unnatural for still being up and drunk.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?
I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
I think my nap took me to another dimension
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
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