It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
my grandpa was trying to put butter into the pepsi and i'm like "grandpa what are you doing" and he looks down and goes "well i guess that wouldn't taste good anyway"
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
She's currently upstairs fucking her boyfriend while I am downstairs making them a sex playlist watching her boyfriend's Weiner dog and large Boxer try and mount each other. Marvin Gaye is playing. This is the ultimate third wheel fail.
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
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