so remember that time i slept over and came home in the morning to realize i left my vibrator next to the faucet for parents and brothers to see? this is worse
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
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His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
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COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
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