what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
My "High Times" magazine came in today, as well as my girlfriend's new sex toys. We're calling in sick today.
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
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you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
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Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
In a bar surrounded by couples hooking up. I'm just staring at one. Not drunk enough. Come save me.
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.