I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
only if we run a train.
done.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
Apparently at some point last night someone gave me tequila. There was a few shots left when I woke up so that was breakfast. This is a good birthday
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
"They let me see the x-ray. My nose is broken. I saw it. It was cool. Well, I guess it would be cooler if it wasn't my nose."
Did we kick in my basement door last night?
Yes. I think you actually bought tennis shoes specifically for that application.
I woke up under a house in Key West
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