brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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