No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
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She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
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SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
he answered his phone during sex and left to go help that drama queen with her latest bullshit. I'm drinking all his vodka. it's asshole tax
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