Just told the nurse I wouldn't get on the scale. Told her to write FAT.
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
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