Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
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