she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
Randomize
