I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
I am watching Grease 2 and properly learning how to apply a condom to a banana. This is a sign from God that this is the closest I will ever get to having the need for one.
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
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