I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
Officially locked in my status as an indifferent millennial by downloading Tinder.
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
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