come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
Pretty sure I tied my shoes laces together to keep myself from driving drunk. Fell like six times. Keep forgetting
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
i think i just lost a toe
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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