I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
I cannot be with a girl who won't let me come home on my lunch break, eat spicy ranch and watch Breaking Bad without pants on. #lesbianproblems
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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