"it" just moved
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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