Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
Meeting relatives from another state drenched in tequila and smelling of weed. I'm gonna kill you for soaking the only bra I brought in Jose Cuervo Gold.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
On my way to get pizza I followed a dog into Salvation Army where I was just hired
I'm pretty sure I imagined the dog... They still hired me
Go tell your boss to go fuck himself because you have beer and doritos and zombies waiting on you
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
This is a mass text. Who in the hell shat on my stairs last night?
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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