Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
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He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
Had a booty call cancel on me tonight. Said he hurt his back. So this is what single and 30-something is like. Suck.
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
We lost a condom inside me, I had to fish it out. The next day he gave me a Gone Fishin' bumper sticker. True love at its finest.
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I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
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