Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
Tonight i am praying for god to turn my pussy into apple pie because i cant count the number of times bruce chooses food over sex.
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
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Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
He brought a TOOTHBRUSH and TOOTHPASTE with us on our date..... I want to go home and forget I ever decided to be nice and go on this date in the first place...... A TOOTHBRUSH!?!?!
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
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Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
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