i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I just saw a guy give a mop to his fat wife and say "Look, an exercise stick!"
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
I woke up to a gigantic ft-long tootsie roll and a note by drunk me with the words "you're welcome"
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