I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
splinters make it hard to masturbate
She woke up laying on my kitchen floor, ketchup bottle as her pillow, in front of my fridge.
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
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