I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
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Your maid of honor is passed out in a golf cart on the 18th hole.
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
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So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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