Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
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