There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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