btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
So! As of five minutes ago I've officially masturbated in every room in my apartment
Dude, I helped you move in yesterday...
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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