So I thought I was slick leaving his room this morning all incognito. Little did I know I was wearing his football jersey with his name across the back... stilettos & my bra was left behind. never seeing that again
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
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She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
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It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
That awkward moment when you are on your way to ICU and the only sympathy gift you can think of is beer and whiskey
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
Visiting my great uncle went well. The highlight of the evening was when he said, "Oh my god. I'm 79 and I'm teaching 18 year old kids how to roll a joint."
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