I just woke up with a girl who has left and right tattoed on her wrists. In french. I may need to stop drinking.
so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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