What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
Straightened my pubes. My dick looks like John Lennon fucked Gonzo.
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
You are the best. Or certainly adequate for tempering my unholy desires.
That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
Just got an x-ray done of my hip and you can clearly see the outline of my penis in it. When the doctor saw it she said "wow I haven't seen one that big on an x-ray before." Pretty sure the doc and the nurses are going to be talking about me on their lunch break.
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