Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
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theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
Ok well i was gonna say you can only borrow my fog machine if you will use it to emerge from your room in a cloud of smoke after having sex with sarah, so yeah we're good
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I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
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