Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
He just made his dick say "woof" and howl at me. can you pick me up?
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
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