what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
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