sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
Got free coffee because I told the guy at starbucks the pleats in his khaki pants made his cock look big.
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She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
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I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
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