His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
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I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
4 random people called me telling me they found him sleeping in the fetal postion on a driveway 45 minutes after we lost him
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
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Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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