Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
please take me off your list of people to text when you don't want to drink by yourself.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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