Omg just saw this kid I went to elementary school with at the bar and he used to be cool and I was so awkward but now I have boobs so I WIN.
I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
apparently the secret to your success is patron
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
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Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
If you're ever desperate for a guy's #, ask him to call your lost cell phone so you can find it. Some genius used that on me last night. FML
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And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
I am watching the most amazing drunk person ever. Literally such a trooper that you can put anything in front of him he'll drink it. His latest reason for taking another shot was: well whatever. I'm never gonna get married anyway.
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
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