I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
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I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
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Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
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