Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
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The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
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I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
My phone has started autocorrecting "monogamy" to "monogamish"
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
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