New high or new low? Cat walked into the bathroom while I was taking a #2, looked @ me, sneezed and walked out..
Why are we friends again?
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
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No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
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It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
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