u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
I'm too scared of my Fleshlight to even use it anyway.
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
Randomize
