Through a series of unfortunate circumstances, I think I just sprayed lime juice on my vagina.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
Literally best acid trip ever. Better than sex. At one point she looked over at me, started crying, holds up her hands and said "dinosaur tears of sadness". Craziest roommate ever.
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
Randomize
