Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
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so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
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From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
St Patricks day needs to be raged like youve never raged before. Like youre in the desert and it starts raining beer. Like it's the day the announced the 21st amendment (which is the one that ended prohibition)
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
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