wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
You were so drunk that some guy dressed as Harry Potter pointed his wand at you and screamed "Accio SHITSHOW"
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
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Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
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The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
Hey, I shot that toilet dead center, drunk, from at least 6 ft away. I'm a fuckin awesome shot. You guys were completely safe.
Yes, that toilet won't be hurting anyone anymore.... Hahaha
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
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