Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
You paid the taxi driver with a comb last night.
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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